Super Mario Bros. 3 Never Happened

Game begins with curtain opening, shadows on backdrop.

  Blocks bolted to background; more shadows on skyine.

Exit stage right end of set.

Platforms hanging from roof, sticking out through slots in backdrop running via hidden machines behind set.

Super Mario Bros. 3 never happened. It was all just a stage show. A play. Mario was never once in any real danger. You were merely the audience.