When Initiating Oral Sex


Do: Be extremely nice for at least two full weeks prior to asking for oral sex
Do: Gauge her mood carefully. Pick a day when se is feeling good.

Don't: Ask on a day that she has had bad day at work, feels sick, had a bad talk with her mother, feels fat, hair didnt turn out right, feels bloated, is too cold/hot, etc.

Do: Consider giving her a nice present.

Don't: Attach the present to your penis

Do: Take her to dinner.

Don't: Take her to Red Lobster

Do: When actually asking for oral sex, make every other word "please".

Don't: Phrase your question in a disgusting way. (ie. Can I wash out your mouth with my man soup?)

Do: Beg if neccessary. (It will probably be necessary)

Don't: Wear that shirt that she hates because you were wearing it that time you were "acting like an asshole, in front of those stupid friends of yours".
Dont: Think you can get away with making out for a while, then pushing down on the top of her head.


Do: Ask politely (asking impolitely is fine too)
Do: Point your finger in a downward direction.