Do: Gauge her mood carefully. Pick a day when se is feeling good.
Don't: Ask on a day that she has had bad day at work, feels sick, had a bad talk with her mother, feels fat, hair didnt turn out right, feels bloated, is too cold/hot, etc.
Do: Consider giving her a nice present.
Don't: Attach the present to your penis
Do: Take her to dinner.
Don't: Take her to Red Lobster
Do: When actually asking for oral sex, make every other word "please".
Don't: Phrase your question in a disgusting way. (ie. Can I wash out your mouth with my man soup?)
Do: Beg if neccessary. (It will probably be necessary)
Don't: Wear that shirt that she hates because you were wearing it that time you were "acting like an asshole, in front of those stupid friends of yours".
Dont: Think you can get away with making out for a while, then pushing down on the top of her head.
ADVICE FOR WOMEN
Do: Ask politely (asking impolitely is fine too)
Do: Point your finger in a downward direction.
That is some weird advice. This is for only women.
ReplyDeleteWhat in the world?
ReplyDeleteThis seems out of place. Funny, but out of place. xD
ReplyDeleteOr you could just give her the sensation of oral sexual pleasure first. After that she will not not feel entirely comfortable with herself until she knows that you too pleased.
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